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《幽默开心果》简介:

《非常经典双语文库:幽默开心果》为非常经典双语文库之一。《非常经典双语文库:幽默开心果》共收录幽默故事180多个,每个故事都以中英文对照的形式呈现。故事后面有一些陌生的英语单词认识和1个简单问答练习。

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目录

《幽默开心果》目录:

I Will Forget It

One or Two

A Collar-button

Never Wear Glasses

An Interesting Answer

It’s Not That

Old Hen and Young Hen

It’s the Last Scene in the Picture

Where Is the Winner

Waste or Save

He Won

The Fish Net

Baby-sitter

They Were Easy

Best Time

Birthday

Haven’t Lost

Don’t Pay the Bill

Three Reasons

A Careless Barber

Teacher and Student

Write Clearly

The Absent-minded Professor

Too Fat

It Depends

Patience

Beaten a Champion

A Good Example

The New Teacher

Good Sight

Money and Friends

The First Time

Who Is a Fool

I Taught the Teacher

You Never Called

Improvement

May I Use It

Whose Fault

A Question

Difference

Toothache

Three People

One Yuan

You Are Too Late

Millionaire

The Truth

Tom’ s Excuse

Longest and Shortest

Shut up

He Is Really Somebody

A Problem

Worries Are Over

The Result of a Promise

My Little Dog Can’t Read

Hen’s Legs

Good Thing He Has You

Do You Know Me

I Know You Too Well

A Baby Sister

Make up for Cat

Painkillers

I Never Thought So

Wonderful

Qualification

I Have His Ear in My Pocket

The Story of a Snail

When Do People Talk Least

Who Is the Laziest

A Physics Examination

A New Drug

An Answer

Advice for “Kid”

A Branch Office

The Plural Form of “Child”

Who Discovered Australia

No Cavities

Prepare Yourself

I Lost

Boxing and Running

A Smart Housewife

How Many Rabbits

Best Reward

American Way of Life

Half or Five Tenths

You Married Mine

Two Birds

An Appointment

How Did You Ever Get Here

Persistence

An Energetic Wife

Rules for Success

Point of No Return

Plagiarism

To Be on the Safe Side

Two Hearts Beating

A Woman’s Answer

Where Is the Father

Only One Eye to Settle on

Two Cross-eyed Men

Looking for a Companion

Until They’re Free

The Poor Husband

Did Your Father Help You

Excuse for Speeding

Difference

Camera

I Can Go Home

Good Points and Bad Pointsll

I’ll Go There Myself

Coincidence

A Call From a Frog

Which Woman

A Thank-you Note

Bad Business

A Boy or a Girl

Tit for Tat

Starstruck

It’s a Puzzlement

Friend for Dinner

Three Whistles

Father of the Dead

The Choice of Word

Date

A Trip to Disney

What Time Is It Now

The Mean Man’s Party

Creative

Congratulations

This Way to Request

Talking on the Telephone

Experience

Wedding or Not

Skunk

Too Polite

It’s Not a Gun

Good News and Bad News

I’ll Delete Them in a Few Minutes

Wings

Is He Dying

Excellent Skills

Take a Taxi

The Reason of the Famine

The Mistaken Father

Boy, Oh Boy

The Nice Wedding Gift

An Old Couple’s Quarrel

One Side of the Case

Bedtime Prayers

Only Once

I Want Her to Go Nuts

Keep the Change

The Bad News and the Terrible News

A Hasty Interruption

Twin Lobsters

The Long and Short of It

I’m Glad

Visual Training

Delicious

An Excellent Scheme

Virtue

West Point

But the Teacher Cried

Stupid Orders

My Boss and 1

Letter of Recommendation

A Plumber

Early Shopper

Imitation

Part-time Job

Large Uniforms

A Vacation Cruise

Keep the Change

Marriage Proposal to Bernard Shaw

Sleeping Pills

She Is Left-handed

The Effect of Advertisement

The Very Last Birthday

Midway Tactics

Why Didn’t You Go with Him

Student Recruitment

The Bells

Quick Reaction

I’m Not Having It All Cut off

Rope or Ox

The Lost Purse

Three Surgeons

Back up Two Miles